Sunday, January 15, 2017

How to be Rumpelstiltskin



Rumpelstiltskin, Rumpelstiltskin, Rumpelstiltskin!


Who wouldn't want to be Rumpelstiltskin, right? He's the most powerful villain and he knows how to win a fight (maybe not the whole war but a battle for sure).

Let's start with the small things and work up to ultimate power.

$) Think of the most ridiculous thing possible and make it your code name.

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Rumpelstiltskin?? Seriously? That sounds like wrinkley butt skin. And no one even thinks to call him that because they are too busy shaking in their own rumpled butt skins!

$) The hand gestures

Just another thing to creep people out (as if the skin issues weren't enough).

$) Ya have to call people deary.

 It's just scary. When a short old dude with severe skin and nail problems calls you deary, it's time to RUN.


$) Master the evil laugh.
 EEEehehehehe! (closer to the classic evil laugh)  Hhmmhmhmhm! (sort of giggle like Tigger)


$) Wear the same outfit 24-7. Find your style and never change. Like seriously don't shower either.

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Leather's always a safe choice. And you have to have a collar that sticks up. Yeah. 

 $) Ye must be absolutely mad
Image result for rumpelstiltskin your going to have to alot better than that deary

Take insane measures and risks to get what you want.

$)You've got to be clever. Know everything and always hide an ace up your sleeve.


$) Name your price. Make deals.


$) Play to your enemies' greatest weakness.


 
 Ya must know you enemies' greatest weaknesses. If you look hard enough, you will find them.
$) Master revenge.


$) Steal hearts. Rip them out and crush them.
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Ah, the perfect means for leverage and/or revenge. It's quick, easy, and effective. You've just got to get close enough to do the deed.


$) Don't get your hands dirty if you don't have to. Use others' disagreements to get them to do your dirty work.


$) and above all, use DARK MAGIC.




Have fun imitating Rump, deary.



Friday, January 13, 2017

Fangirl vs Nerd



I am a fangirl, not a nerd. There is a difference!

Ah, but let us reexamine that claim for a moment.

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Now I must set forth definitions. Let's start with the severe disease of Nerdabetese! Muahaha!

 Type-1 Nerdabetes: what the word was originally supposed mean. the state of being book-smart, straight A student, and extremely clever. But the catch is- you enjoy and obsess over one or more areas of school.

Type-2 Nerdabetes: I throw a fit when this definition is used because the correct term is geek. Someone who has a nerd like obsession with a fantasy such as a TV show, book, or video game.



Advanced Stage-3 Nerdabetes: this is the type that gives all nerds a bad name. This is a severe state of Nerdabetes in which one or more of the following side effects are acquired: poor eye sight from using only near sided vision on books, strage health issue that im not sure what they have to do with Nerdabetes, weirdness (no one understands because you're expressing yourself in the language of your fandom), general awkwardness, and a lack of social skills because current obsession has separated you from most of society.

Allow me to drop a line for all nerds: I enjoy hanging out with people who are passionate about things. So don't get me wrong, gotta love nerds.

And now- Fangirlitis. Fangirls are soully interested in the hot guys of a fandom. A fangirl may be interested in a TV show or band but would not be so if not for the handsome lead star

Fangirl may also refer to an okatu, a type-2 nerd in the anime and manga (Japanese cartoon) fandom.

It seems I need to re-diagnose myself.


She has renounced her claim on the son of Adam's blood. 
What shall take its place?

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And now... I am a fangirl with a mild case of Type-1 Nerdabetes and occational outbursts of Type-2 Nerdabetes.

*applause*

Thank You!

What disease do you have? Let me know in the comments.


Thursday, January 12, 2017

A Study in Pink

Pink

What comes to mind when you hear that word? For some it's 'OMG pink is the meaning for my  existence!!!'. For others it's *barf*. Still others have no comment on the color. I go with the first response and I still marvel at how anyone could possible barf at the prettiest, most feminine color (I almost said of the rainbow but then remembered its not in the rainbow...). So this is what pink means to me:

Wearing pink is making a statement that you are proud of being a girl (That is if you are a girl otherwise that's a different statement that we'll not get into today because we are talking about me). I think pink is pretty and, depending on the shade, can be striking or elegant. Either way it's always fashionable ("We never go out of style!"-Taylor Swift). It's more than a color. It's a mood, a state of mind. It really just says, "This is what makes us girls. We all look for heaven and we burn love first"(Lana del Rey).

I have in fact asked people why they have such a deep hate for pink. I thought it must be because they were not proud of being female or just not a 'girly-girl'. But one response that I received was, " It's cute". What?? is that not a good thing??! Well folks, apparently pink is for little girls and not women. WRONG!!! Sorry ;). I think that response was insightful but we agreed to disagree on that one.
Some people just don't care for pink. They see different things in the color than I do. So tell me, what do you associate with the word?

Welcome to Ms. Watson's Blog

Salutations earthlings! jk ;P
For the sake of this blog, call me Watson, a name given to me by a high-functioning sociopath, whom I named Sherlock (a.k.a. Art3mis Took http://tremendoustriflesblog.blogspot.com/).

Introductory Info.
Blog Purpose: Share my day to day adventures and discuss wisdom acquired from said experiences. Also to share in my areas of expertise. And to monologue occasionally.
Age: young adult
Interests: pirates/sea/mermaids/beach and basically see Pinterest- https://www.pinterest.com/missymadhatter/
Music Choice: Taylor Swift, Charlie Puth, Christina Perri, etc.
Fandoms (I am not a nerd, I am a fangirl. There is a difference.): Once Upon a Time, Sherlock, Battle Creek, Monk, (semi- or formerly interested in: Harry Potter, Merlin, Star Trek (new version), Haven...)
Other Facts: Watson is my alter ego and code name. Feel free to make this a conversation! Comment away.

So that's all you get for now, savvy?